I have to wash my face twice, and on the second wash before I rinse, I brush my teeth, then I rinse, then I floss, then I put on moisturizer. At the Academy Awards Sunday night, host Jimmy Kimmel paid tribute to his favorite prank target: Matt Damon.
Smart move, dumbass.") and only got worse from there.Kimmel and Damon's feud dates back to the early days of when the host wasn't yet welcoming top tier guests and would end his show by joking, "Apologies to Matt Damon, we ran out of time tonight." As the show's popularity grew, Damon started popping up, but Kimmel regularly found a reason to bump him.Their spat took off in 2009, however, when Kimmel's then-girlfriend, Sarah Silverman, debuted her confessional smash single, "I'm Fucking Matt Damon." (has compiled a helpful timeline.) As detailed during the session, Damon has been waiting to appear on for 12 years, and since he's technically scheduled each night, he has to show up. " As the session continued, Damon revealed that he doesn't just show up each night, but actually lives in the dressing room, while Kimmel insisted that the actor was a spoiled star who could not accept that wasn't his show. "I took the shit over and fucking busted the ratings wide open." "You taped up my head! "It felt like duct tape was suffocating me." Still, the pair inched closer to a breakthrough, with Kimmel admitting he liked some of Damon's friends, and Damon saying, "I like his show — I wouldn't have waited for 12 years to get on if I didn't like the show." In closing, Kimmel promised to get Damon a small TV (but no Wi-Fi) for his basement dressing room apartment, and try harder to actually have him on the show.It's not good for me.' And then the smell gets to you and you can't help yourself. Then later on you're puking and you're just like, ' Why did I put this inside me?22nd Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards (TV Special) Herself - Nominee: Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Leading Role / Presenter: Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Comedy Series I'm a very ritualistic person. It could not be racist or sexist or offensive or any other adjective. Similarly, everything a comedian says comedian is either funny or unfunny or somewhere in between.